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neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

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the boys bowing to their king to zayn’s high note in loved you first

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can you illegally download sleep

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elusivemulatto:

tell a grown ass man “no” n watch him revert to age 5 behavior

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maximumaloofness:

how much iced coffee can i consume before i become iced coffee

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"I am on the floor every day with those kids. And last night, that girl sat next to me and she cried and she tried to tell me the only way that she knew how." - Short Term 12 (2013)

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benepla:

ideal hogwarts students:

  • aromantic wizards being absolutely immune to amortentia, it only smelling like the ingredients put into it when they smell it, and teaching other students how to identify the stuff on any food or drink
  • gender confused ravenclaw leafing…


teen vogue - september 2013 +

teen vogue - september 2013 +

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abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

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