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or, it wouldn't be if I was a Time Lady, but alas, I am not. I like Doctor Who and Harry Potter and Starkid and Nerdfighteria and kind of Glee and funny and beautiful things and stuff and books.
Also other things I've probably forgotten.
Supernatural and American Horror Story were taking over
OH GOD HOW DO YOU WRITE SMUT HOW SHOULD I START
OK THAT IS A GOOD START TIME FOR A BREAK
No you’re done post it you’re golden
(via speights)
(Source: jennthemusical, via bitchdonttouchthestereo)
what if I pretend to be British for like the first 6 months at college only around my roommate and I wake her up every morning at like 6 am and say like “up up darling it’s time for your tea the birds are singing a spoon full of medicine makes the medicine go down” and then we get back from winter break and switch back to normal and pretend she made the whole thing up until she loses her mind that would be fun
(Source: hyperbolequeen, via ironbro)
What are you? Just sitting back here, hating everyone? Who are you to judge anyone? Brick (2005)
(via fleshandbloodbrother)
(Source: i-m-always-angry, via coolestgirl-)
(Source: snoopdong, via toocooltobehipster)
how to summon pigeon satan:
- draw pentagram
- sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
FOOLISH MORTAL DO YOU REALLY THINK… IS THAT BREAD
(via speights)
shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
(via derekwhostillscaresme)