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OH GOD HOW DO YOU WRITE SMUT HOW SHOULD I START
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what if I pretend to be British for like the first 6 months at college only around my roommate and I wake her up every morning at like 6 am and say like “up up darling it’s time for your tea the birds are singing a spoon full of medicine makes the medicine go down” and then we get back from winter break and switch back to normal and pretend she made the whole thing up until she loses her mind that would be fun
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What are you? Just sitting back here, hating everyone? Who are you to judge anyone? Brick (2005)
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how to summon pigeon satan:
- draw pentagram
- sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
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shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
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